The Post Office just issued a new stamp with a picture of a clitoris on it, sadly it has had to be withdrawn as 75% of men couldn’t figure out how to lick it properly!
Dick Stillhard was sunbathing in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to relieve the pain by soaking it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how you re-loaded those things!
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